Anything & Everything

My names Mayra im 18 and I cry a lot.

17yr:

*drops hint* *crush trips over it*

(via fake-mermaid)

bootykage:

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yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

(via sp00dlely)

slayboybunny:

i refuse to be shamed for having a body. i refuse to get embarrassed when a tampon falls out of my purse or spend a whole day anxious about if someones going to notice that i forgot to shave a patch of leg hair. i wasnt put on this earth to spend my time apologizing for my existence and i refuse to let anyone make me feel like i have to waste my energy on all that petty shit

(via sp00dlely)

queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

(Source: bro-tard, via sp00dlely)

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed, via sp00dlely)

(via cawabear)

(Source: lezbianzdoitbetter, via sp00dlely)

I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message

urbanclictionary:

why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like

(via fake-mermaid)

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via bunsen)

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

(via relaxinq)